HAVE I EVER WRONGED YOU IN ANY WAY?? Then it's payback time, my friend!
 

WOULD RUINING MY DAY BRIGHTEN YOURS?? Count your lucky stars, as now's your chance!!
 

TLDR: Cystic fibrosis is a terrible illness that brings tremendous suffering. You can help transfer that suffering from its victims to me! I will run a mile for every $10 given through my page, minimum goal of $2,500: https://finest.cff.org/azsfinest/jamie
 

Want to make me fitter? Donate $100. (Thank you!)

Want to make me suffer for some past slight? How about $250? (Still, thank you, and I'm sorry!)

Want to speak at my funeral later this year? You shouldn't need to drop more than $10,000. What a bargain, and the honor will be yours. (Make sure they use the right photo of me - Brian and Wil know which one.)
 

I mean, really, won't it bring a smile to your face to make me bang out an insane number of miles just because You Said So? I would do it to you, and I'm quite literally begging you to pay it forward. Do your worst, Interwebs. Do. Your. Worst. 
 

I can cover about 3,000 miles per year, and I would LOVE IT if this fundraiser keeps me busy into 2026 and beyond. I'll post mileage updates here, along with my FB and LI pages. Photos and screenshots, or it didn't happen, right??

"And now, for the rest of the story." - Paul Harvey

My team and I are raising donations to support the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation's mission of curing cystic fibrosis (CF) and providing all people with CF the opportunity to lead long, fulfilling lives.

CF researchers and doctors continue to make REAL positive impact on their patients' quality of life and longevity. Just in recent decades, life expectancy has almost tripled, currently pushing age 60! In my lifetime, I legitimately expect to see a cure for these patients, and I will be exceptionally grateful for your help! 

How amazing will it be to know that you helped eradicate such a significant and terrible illness?!?!

How much more amazing will it be to know you can make and ruin my day at the same time??

What is Cystic Fibrosis, you ask?

Nearly 40,000 people in the United States endure this progressive, genetic disease that affects the lungs, pancreas, and other organs. 60 years ago, children with CF rarely lived long enough to attend school. Today, Foundation-supported research and care has advanced the median survival age to over 50. Working alongside the CF community, the CF Foundation has fostered the development of more than a dozen treatments and helped add decades to patient lives. Our vision is a cure for every person with cystic fibrosis – a life free from the burden of this disease – and we will not leave anyone behind.
 

To learn more about CF and the CF Foundation, visit www.cff.org. Together, we can make a difference in the lives of those with cystic fibrosis and their families.
 

Thank you for your support and for helping get us closer to ending this disease. 
 

-Jamie